What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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