i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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