So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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