I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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