i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize