when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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