Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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