I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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