It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I fill condoms, not promises.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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