My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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