these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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