there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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