i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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