i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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