I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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