I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Let the clothes fall where they may.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
