when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
