Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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