I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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