I wish I could punch you in the face.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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