Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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