im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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