jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Who did Billy Mays play for?
only if we run a train.
done.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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