i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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