They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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