Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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