You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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