I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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