need another drink. this is the easiest way
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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