I feel like abortions should bother me more
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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