: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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