man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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