Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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