My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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