i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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