i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
