4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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