The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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