I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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