Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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