So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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