So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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