I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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