Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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