Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
