guys are only as good as the porn they watch
nutella sex= disaster
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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