No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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