Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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