How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I would ride that face into the sunset
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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