TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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