Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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