YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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