Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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