guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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