How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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