Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Fuck appropriateness.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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