her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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