forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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