If that was your dad, he is hot
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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