You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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