Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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